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TheMancubus
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 12:05 am 
 

Basically, I'm looking for bands with Lyrics like the ones written by Abigail.

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Eurnonymous
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 12:18 am 
 

this thread may become more fun than the "most fucked up lyrics" thread. but i don't know any exactly with "retarded" lyrics, but i know a lot that are over the top, cheesy, or just don't make sense. doesn't mean the music or the band itself is bad, however.

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sumorabbit
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 12:19 am 
 

I'm not familiar with the band you mentioned, but I always thought Wintersun had some cheesy lyrics. Good music, but cheesy lyrics.
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DeadXManiac
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 12:29 am 
 

To many bands.
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Nolan_B
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 12:42 am 
 

Sarcofago lyrics:

Stand up to see my penetrator hammer.
He will make your dreams turn to rEaLiTyyy!

I will lick you.
Of the feets to the head
Making you feel...
Torrential orgasms.

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AleXTreme
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Joined: Sun Apr 08, 2007 11:09 pm
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:43 am 
 

most -gore bands, :thumbsdown:

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overkill666
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:44 am 
 

Anal Cunt

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Snowgrave
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:47 am 
 

A lot of bands that sing in broken English sound pretty retarded.
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Misainzig
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:47 am 
 

Snowgrave wrote:
A lot of bands that sing in broken English sound pretty retarded.

But they are really fun to listen to.
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Snowgrave
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:50 am 
 

Misainzig wrote:
Snowgrave wrote:
A lot of bands that sing in broken English sound pretty retarded.

But they are really fun to listen to.

Haha, I never denied that.
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Misainzig
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:53 am 
 

Snowgrave wrote:
Misainzig wrote:
Snowgrave wrote:
A lot of bands that sing in broken English sound pretty retarded.

But they are really fun to listen to.

Haha, I never denied that.

I kind of want to see a "Bands who sing in broken English" thread. :lol:
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Snowgrave
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:54 am 
 

Misainzig wrote:
Snowgrave wrote:
Misainzig wrote:
Snowgrave wrote:
A lot of bands that sing in broken English sound pretty retarded.

But they are really fun to listen to.

Haha, I never denied that.

I kind of want to see a "Bands who sing in broken English" thread. :lol:

I think there was one a little while ago actually, I'll try and find it.

Edit: Can't find it. Might have gotten lost with the server crash? Not sure. Anyway, a lot of Asian bands seem to sing in awful engrish.
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iAm
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 3:13 am 
 

Maximum the Hormone for Engrish at it's peak. Such a fun ban live, too :lol:
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