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ManOfTheKing
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 11:42 pm 
 

I recently came across a Meads of Asphodel song called 'A Baptism in the Warm Piss of Slaughtered Children' and couldn't help noticing the uncompromising brutality of that title. Anybody heard similarly evil-sounding or long titles?

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 11:45 pm 
 

Bal-Sagoth are the kings of long song titles. Not brutal though.
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 11:47 pm 
 

"The Planed that Once Used to Absorb Flesh in Order to Achieve Divinity and Immortality (Suffocated to the Flesh Which it Desired)" by Demilich.
Longest and strangest song title I've seen.
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weakling_goat
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 11:49 pm 
 

Another obvious one would be MoA's "On Graven Images I Glide Beyond the Monstrous Gates of Pandemonium to Face the Baptized Warriors of Yahweh in the Skull Littered Plain of Esdraelon."

A Demilich song.

Vociferian's "From Flagellation To Bondage, From Bondage To Ekztinktion."

Bal-Sagoth - And Lo, When the Imperium Marches Against Gul-Kothoth, Then Dark Sorceries Shall Enshroud the Citadel of the Obsidian Crown
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Dolf9271986
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 11:52 pm 
 

Snowgrave wrote:
Bal-Sagoth are the kings of long song titles. Not brutal though.



This is very true. They're like reading a fucking fantasy book or something.
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ManOfTheKing
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 12:02 am 
 

ran across maniac killer's 'Masturbating in the Blood Dripping From The Dangling Freshly Butchered Corpse Of A 2 Year Old Child'. that's just crazy.

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CountBlagorath
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 12:09 am 
 

Not brutal, but from Nile:
"Papyrus Containing the Spell to Preserve Its Possessor Against Attacks From He Who Is in the Water"
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Lich_King
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 12:14 am 
 

My band wrote ATTACK OF THE WRATH OF THE WAR OF THE DEATH OF THE STRIKE OF THE SWORD OF THE BLOOD OF THE BEAST.

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The_Beast_in_Black
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 12:16 am 
 

Lich_King wrote:
My band wrote ATTACK OF THE WRATH OF THE WAR OF THE DEATH OF THE STRIKE OF THE SWORD OF THE BLOOD OF THE BEAST.


Quiet, you!

The answer is Demilich.
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Lyrici17
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 12:28 am 
 

Another long Nile one:

"Chapter of Obeisance Before Giving Breath to the Inert One in the Presence of the Crescent Shaped Horns"
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Metal4All
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 12:32 am 
 

If we're talking brutal songs that are just out there, then:
Dying Fetus's "Vomiting the Fetal Embryo"
Retch's "Fecal Smothered Dildo Punishment" and "Ben-wa Baby Heads"

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the16th6toothson
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 12:43 am 
 

[quote="Metal4All"]If we're talking brutal songs that are just out there, then:
Dying Fetus's "Vomiting the Fetal Embryo"
Retch's "Fecal Smothered Dildo Punishment" and "Ben-wa Baby Heads"[/quote

let;s mix both:

Cenotaph from Turkey came up with these classic titles:

Mutilated Genitalia In Lack Of Resurrection Under Effective Punch
(nice one!!!)

and a good really bizarre one;
Ex-Feminine Promiscuous Masculine's Solidified Klitoris Swallowed By Vermins In Coffins
(whoa... ok!?!!!!?!)
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ManOfTheKing
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 12:59 am 
 

Lich_King wrote:
My band wrote ATTACK OF THE WRATH OF THE WAR OF THE DEATH OF THE STRIKE OF THE SWORD OF THE BLOOD OF THE BEAST.


Lich King! I was waiting for that one. Thank you!

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JustinBaker8484
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 1:46 am 
 

Sha Sha In Her Boomboxx: Mhmm Tastes Like Pussy-Misericordiam

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Candehman
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 2:07 am 
 

Posted this about week ago but I'll post it again,

Ultra Vomit - From the Dark Depths of Long Eternity I Shall Reign in Chaos on my Bloody Throne of Relegation of the Weak

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Lyrici17
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 3:01 am 
 

Not sure if it's really that long, or at all brutal; in fact I'm not sure what to think of it, but there's a Basket of Death song called:

"Banana Tentacle Scat Enema - Severed Mangled Molestation of Wasabi"
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AleXTreme
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 3:24 am 
 

Coitoexamen Sexologico A Una Obesa Bisexual Fornicando Con Una Lesbiana Anorexica. Ambas Con Vaginismo Orgasmico Clitorideo Y Dispareuniavasocongestion Placentera - by Paracoccidioidomicosisproctitissarcomucosis

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spoonhead
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 3:35 am 
 

Wormphlegm - In an Excruciating Way Infested With Vermin and Violated by Executioners Who Practise Incendiarism and Desanctifying the Pious


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luxul
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 3:47 am 
 

hmm... kind of listy....

But here's a couple from Insidious Decrepancy (a one-man brutal death metal....guy.....). Not outrageously long, but longer than normal titles, of course;

'Horrendous Lust For Psychopathic Purity Through Self Immolation'
'Rancid Cesspool Of Unimaginable Splendor By Ritualistic Butchery'
'Insatiably Craving Abhorrent Denouncement From The Continues Of Flesh'
'Surreptitious Misanthropy Voraciously Consuming Rationality Thus Invoking Dormant Sociopathic Desires'

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cahuich
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 4:49 am 
 

MortalScum wrote:
"The Planed that Once Used to Absorb Flesh in Order to Achieve Divinity and Immortality (Suffocated to the Flesh Which it Desired)" by Demilich.
Longest and strangest song title I've seen.

Almost all of demilich's song titles are long and strange and brutal
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lord_ghengis
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 6:29 am 
 

This one is also abnormally lengthy from The Meads again...

Behold the Kindred Battle Carcasses Strewn Across the Bloodied Dunes of Gilgamesh Mute in the Frenzied Clamour of Death's Rolling Tongue and Ravenous Bursting Steel
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j03
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 9:52 am 
 

Chainsaw Masturbation ~ I Ejaculated In Your Sons Eye And Forced Him To Lick My Anus While Getting Butt Fucked By Two Large Prison Inmates

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jthompson
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 10:17 am 
 

That's just wrong.

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RageW
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 10:19 am 
 

AleXTreme wrote:
Coitoexamen Sexologico A Una Obesa Bisexual Fornicando Con Una Lesbiana Anorexica. Ambas Con Vaginismo Orgasmico Clitorideo Y Dispareuniavasocongestion Placentera - by Paracoccidioidomicosisproctitissarcomucosis

:lol: Fuck, the mental image of that.
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vondskapens_makt
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 10:38 am 
 

Niggas need to get up on that Wormphlegh. Long AND brutal.

In An Excrutiating Way Infested With Vermin And Violated By Execuutioners Who Practice Incendiarism And Desanctifying The Pious

and a song title of my own from my project Pagoda of the Weeping.

At The Pagoda Ruins Within The Emaciated Forest, Overlooking A Stream Where Carcasses Drift And Petals Of Flesh Dance Gracefully
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 10:55 am 
 

ManOfTheKing wrote:
ran across maniac killer's 'Masturbating in the Blood Dripping From The Dangling Freshly Butchered Corpse Of A 2 Year Old Child'. that's just crazy.


That was the one I was also going to bring up, I mentioned that title to my girlfriend at the time and she gave me this puppy-dog eye look and said "That title upsets me :("

I actually own "Amusing Anecdotes..." as well, though felt I'd best not mention that to her :D
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Mythics
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 10:57 am 
 

RageW wrote:
AleXTreme wrote:
Coitoexamen Sexologico A Una Obesa Bisexual Fornicando Con Una Lesbiana Anorexica. Ambas Con Vaginismo Orgasmico Clitorideo Y Dispareuniavasocongestion Placentera - by Paracoccidioidomicosisproctitissarcomucosis

:lol: Fuck, the mental image of that.
What does is exactly mean? :P

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GoatSodomyGasMask
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 11:16 am 
 

Mythics wrote:
RageW wrote:
AleXTreme wrote:
Coitoexamen Sexologico A Una Obesa Bisexual Fornicando Con Una Lesbiana Anorexica. Ambas Con Vaginismo Orgasmico Clitorideo Y Dispareuniavasocongestion Placentera - by Paracoccidioidomicosisproctitissarcomucosis

:lol: Fuck, the mental image of that.
What does is exactly mean? :P


Rough translation of that would be: Sexually Examining An Obese Bisexual Fucking With An Anorexic Lesbian, Both With Orgasmic Vaginal Clitoris pleasure and shooting pleasureful vasocongestation (Whatever the hell that means)

btw, Wormphlegm's title beats all the other one's, both in brutality and grimness.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 11:26 am 
 

A song by Autopsy is called -

Necrocannibalistic Vomitorium
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 1:39 pm 
 

JustinBaker8484 wrote:
Sha Sha In Her Boomboxx: Mhmm Tastes Like Pussy-Misericordiam

That album is not very good, but their follow-up EP is excellent. However, they have a longer title than that:

"Social Jihad And Genocide: The Only Certainty In An Uncertain World With No Promise Of Tomorrow".

Dimensional Psychosis has fairly long names, too, such as "Virtual Spectrum Of Extensive Transparency (Visualize Transcendental Dreamscapes)".
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 1:53 pm 
 

Wormphlegm song titles are long, brutal and surprisingly non-pretentious. Most brutal and long song titles are extremely stupid and pretentious, but Wotmphlegm doesn't have that vibe. They're strange enough I guess.
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DonHoorn
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 2:16 pm 
 

Wolven Ancestry has strange and long titles. Just look at the tracklist from their only album.

1. Eternal Winds of Nativity
2. And Gaia's Wrath of a Thousand Forms of Vehement Torture Will Be Brought Upon Ourselves, the Self-Destructing Human
3. Our Star-Guided Journey to the Realm of Neverending Life
4. The Fountain of Ageless Growth, Lifeblood of All Who Doth Bear the Spirit of Gaia
5. A Mythological Anticipation of Omnipotent Immortality Enshrouds Our Viscious Conquest
6. With Northern Twilight Resplendent, We Follow the Moonlit Path in Search of Habitable Lands
7. The Paralyzing Human Fear of All Which Is Essential to the Cyclical Nature of Earthen Prosperity
8. Soon Enough the Capitarmageddon Will Arrive, and With Death Shall Come New Life
9. A Bloodline of Immortal Passion Bestowed the Harmony of Man and Wolf

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Negru_Voda
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Lich_King wrote:
My band wrote ATTACK OF THE WRATH OF THE WAR OF THE DEATH OF THE STRIKE OF THE SWORD OF THE BLOOD OF THE BEAST.


Holy shit, you're actually in Lich King? Nice.

I don't think either Demilich or Wolven Ancestry sontitles are that weird. They make sense, although Demilich is pretty obtuse: "Inherited Bowel Levitation (Reduced Without Any Effort)"?

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 3:08 pm 
 

DonHoorn wrote:
Wolven Ancestry has strange and long titles. Just look at the tracklist from their only album.


I never got their song titles. Weird shit. All of mine have already been said, so no use in mentioning Bal - Sagoth, Nile, and Demilich again.
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 3:41 pm 
 

Capricorns has some strange titles. With no lyrics, it makes the songs even odder.

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PostPosted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 4:18 pm 
 

Intestinal Strangulation are a pretty good brutal death metal band from California. I have a shirt with their song title on it haha:

Grotesque Epidemic Induced by the Catastrophic Cerebral Separation Resulting in the Manipulation of a Cadaveric Masterpiece
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 4:42 pm 
 

I think Machetazo (grindcore from Spain) have the biggest quantity of weird, long and disgustings titles.. here is a little show.. (I'll try to translate, sorry but is not easy at all)

I.E. From their demo "Realmente Disfruto Comiendo Cadaveres" (I really enjoy eating corpses):

¿Te Aterroriza El Ruido Extremo De Mis Flatulencias En Tu Boca? = Are you scaried by the extreme noise of my farts in your mouth?

(Como Me Gusta) Beber Pus En Un Craneo = (How much i like) drink pus from a cranium

iiiHostia Como Escuece!!! (Despegando El Parpado Y La Pupilacon Un Cuter Oxidado) = Fuck, it hurts!!! (Detaching The Eyelid And The Pupil with A Rusty Cutter)

From their demo "46 cabezas aplastadas por un yunque oxidado" (46 heads crushed by a rusty anvil)

Beso Negro A Una Anciana Con Diarrea Continua Y Abundante = Beso negro (literal translation, black kiss, it means... oral sex in the ass) to an old woman with incessant and abundant diarrhea

Uterogestación Interrumpida por un Puño que Penetra por la Vagina y sale por el Mismísimo Ombligo = Gestation Interrupted by a Fist which enters the vagina and come out the Navel

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lord_ghengis
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 6:36 pm 
 

Negru_Voda wrote:
Lich_King wrote:
My band wrote ATTACK OF THE WRATH OF THE WAR OF THE DEATH OF THE STRIKE OF THE SWORD OF THE BLOOD OF THE BEAST.


Holy shit, you're actually in Lich King? Nice.

I don't think either Demilich or Wolven Ancestry sontitles are that weird. They make sense, although Demilich is pretty obtuse: "Inherited Bowel Levitation (Reduced Without Any Effort)"?


Thats a pretty weird title considering it's just a song about vomiting, or diarrhea, I don't remember and can't be bothered looking it up.
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i like regurgitate's "pyronecrobestiality".
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 11, 2008 6:43 pm 
 

Me and my friend came up with this gem my band will be using for a song we haven't written yet:

EXUDING MALODOROUS GASSES FROM THE RECTUM FOR SATAN

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