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Asguard
Mallcore Kid

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PostPosted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 12:39 pm 
 

ReigningChaos wrote:


WTF is that 1e 1740.7-2942 :scratch:

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Kiwion
Metal newbie

Joined: Sat Jan 06, 2007 4:43 pm
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Location: Netherlands
PostPosted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 1:18 pm 
 

CrippledLucifer wrote:
Kiwion wrote:
CrippledLucifer wrote:
Kiwion wrote:
I suppose for me it would be Reverend Bizarre's obsession with Christina Ricci, the Godess of Doom


Not to derail the thread, but where did that come from?


From which song?

The song theGodess of Doom on the EP Return to the Rectory


Well yeah, I know, probably didn't made myself clear enough there.
I meant, what makes Christina Ricci the Goddess of Doom? Is it a film or something, or do the guys just like her?


Oh, I think the guy's just like her, especially Albert who probably wrote the song. Could have to do something with her role in the Adams family (at least that is what I seem to think).

BTW: Terrorizer got an interview with him and they ask:
Q: Is Christina Ricci still the Goddess Of Doom?
A: Just as much as she never was, she will always be...

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netniwk
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 1:20 pm 
 

Insaint sings about......coffee and hamsters.
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colin040
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Location: Netherlands
PostPosted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 1:24 pm 
 

Mark777 wrote:
http://metal-archives.com/band.php?id=18425
xD


Lyrical theme(s)
Killing Babies, Death by Poop

I seriously cried of laughter when i readed that. :lol::lol:

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Milo
Metalhead

Joined: Wed Oct 13, 2004 8:56 pm
Posts: 493
Location: Brazil
PostPosted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 2:57 pm 
 

http://www.metal-archives.com/band.php?id=19482

Now this is... weird? :eek:

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netniwk
Metal newbie

Joined: Mon Jul 28, 2008 3:37 pm
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Location: Belgium
PostPosted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 3:43 pm 
 

Milo wrote:
http://www.metal-archives.com/band.php?id=19482

Now this is... weird? :eek:

Not if you know they are from LLN ;)
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weakling_goat
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Joined: Wed Mar 26, 2008 8:34 pm
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 4:42 pm 
 

http://www.metal-archives.com/band.php?id=67641
Girlscouts?

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Crick
Despised by 17 Corners of the Universe

Joined: Sun Jun 01, 2008 6:11 pm
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Location: Canada
PostPosted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 4:46 pm 
 

http://metal-archives.com/band.php?id=1243. Spiral Architect. <3

Also, for lyrical themes that arent so much strange as just weird, obligatory Carnival in Coal mention. http://metal-archives.com/band.php?id=7708
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hippiedrow
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Joined: Sat Feb 23, 2008 7:15 pm
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Location: United States of America
PostPosted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 6:20 pm 
 

There was a band that had puppies as their lyrical theme along with two other common themes, but it seems as if it has been deleated.

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Crick
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 7:11 pm 
 

Wasn't there a band who's lyrical themes were dogs and cars?

EDIT: http://metal-archives.com/band.php?id=12540
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Hehe, foreskins.

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Milo
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Joined: Wed Oct 13, 2004 8:56 pm
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Location: Brazil
PostPosted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 7:32 pm 
 

netniwk wrote:
Milo wrote:
http://www.metal-archives.com/band.php?id=19482

Now this is... weird? :eek:

Not if you know they are from LLN ;)


"Deflowered at Five" is one of their songs. LLN are a bunch of truly sick individuals...

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hippiedrow
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 8:05 pm 
 

ReigningChaos wrote:

This looks really cool.

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Crick
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PostPosted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 10:34 pm 
 

http://metal-archives.com/band.php?id=44015

Lyrical themes:
happyness, joy, donald duck, life

o_O
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Hehe, foreskins.

Under_Starmere wrote:
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Cryptwatcher
Metal newbie

Joined: Fri Mar 14, 2008 1:18 pm
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Location: United States of America
PostPosted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 10:38 pm 
 

Samapico wrote:
Pretty sure I seen similar topics before

I'll state the obvious:

http://www.metal-archives.com/band.php?id=104506


That was the first band that came to mind! LOL
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WebOfPiss
Myopic Void

Joined: Mon Sep 22, 2008 7:17 pm
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Location: Presidio Modelo
PostPosted: Mon Sep 29, 2008 10:39 pm 
 

Hippiedrow, I demand that you remove me from your sig.

In any case, Gwar has some goddamn weird lyrical themes sometimes.

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sevenwinter
Metal newbie

Joined: Sat Sep 06, 2008 2:32 pm
Posts: 127
Location: Canada
PostPosted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 8:40 pm 
 

Asguard wrote:
ReigningChaos wrote:


WTF is that 1e 1740.7-2942 :scratch:



http://cat.inist.fr/?aModele=afficheN&cpsidt=5316393

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Goatfangs
Wicker Mantis

Joined: Tue Mar 18, 2008 5:02 pm
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 9:14 pm 
 

http://metal-archives.com/band.php?id=42953 - Heh

http://metal-archives.com/band.php?id=74380 - Harry Potter

http://metal-archives.com/band.php?id=3681 - Bwahahahaha

http://metal-archives.com/band.php?id=49401 - lol, something went by the moderators

http://metal-archives.com/band.php?id=74299 - Anti-Ben,
Their song "Chapel of Poo" is funny.

http://metal-archives.com/band.php?id=16766

http://metal-archives.com/band.php?id=68005 - They sing about farts

http://metal-archives.com/band.php?id=31835 - Cats, Cartoons and bowling?

http://metal-archives.com/band.php?id=105892 - Educative Porn...
Is 'Educative' even a word? I didn't even know there was such a thing as "educational porn", if that is what that is supposed to be.

http://metal-archives.com/band.php?id=49248

http://metal-archives.com/band.php?id=95930 - Grammy Awards?

http://metal-archives.com/band.php?id=3540258437 - Hahahaha!
Goretorture is better at Schwarzenmetal though.

http://metal-archives.com/band.php?id=46919

http://metal-archives.com/band.php?id=112866 - Star wars and broccoli?



If you *really* want to know more bands that have weird lyrical themes ... search feature!!11one.

If you do not know how to change "Band Name" into "Lyrical Themes", then go ahead and shoot yourself!
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HumanWaste5150
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Joined: Sun Mar 05, 2006 9:32 am
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Location: GTA, Canada
PostPosted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 9:30 pm 
 

A band kicks severe ass and has an unusual theme would be Unseen Terror. GARFIELD FOR PRESIDENT !

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Krafty
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Joined: Mon Sep 17, 2007 5:20 pm
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Location: United States of America
PostPosted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 11:24 pm 
 

http://www.metal-archives.com/band.php?id=127611

Office metal?

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Snowgrave
Under The Plaintive Sky

Joined: Fri Jan 18, 2008 10:31 pm
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Location: U.S.
PostPosted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 11:29 pm 
 

Goatfangs wrote:

:lol: Oh wow.
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thrashfan07
Metalhead

Joined: Fri Jun 22, 2007 9:31 pm
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Location: United States
PostPosted: Tue Sep 30, 2008 11:36 pm 
 

Qwerr wrote:
Another obvious band:

http://www.metal-archives.com/band.php?id=22534

Lyrical theme(s): Squawking, Avian Supremacy
"God of Empty Nest" :lol:

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Dolf9271986
Metalhead

Joined: Fri Nov 02, 2007 6:52 am
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Location: Canada
PostPosted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 1:01 am 
 

I'll say Food Metal, and Pan.Thy.Monium.
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Tea_and_Crumpets wrote:
screamingstatue wrote:
I've always maintained that St Anger is actually a very good song.


ST ANGER ROUNDDD MA NECKKKA. HE NEVA' GETTS RESPECTT!

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sevenwinter
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Joined: Sat Sep 06, 2008 2:32 pm
Posts: 127
Location: Canada
PostPosted: Thu Oct 02, 2008 8:36 pm 
 

http://www.metal-archives.com/band.php?id=27360 Ninjas

http://www.metal-archives.com/band.php?id=45228 Pirates

http://www.metal-archives.com/band.php?id=87743 Warhammer 40 000

http://www.metal-archives.com/band.php?id=98571 Bear/fish/Rod Stewart.

http://www.metal-archives.com/band.php?id=108549 Beer, muscular men, gay sex

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RageW
Marisa's Harlot

Joined: Sun Sep 07, 2008 11:44 am
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Location: Colombia
PostPosted: Thu Oct 02, 2008 10:05 pm 
 

http://www.metal-archives.com/band.php?id=34805
If you don't laugh with the lyrical themes, just look at the guy's pic then.
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Crick
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 02, 2008 10:59 pm 
 

http://www.metal-archives.com/band.php?id=2643

Sportlov! They sung about winter sports, among other things.
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Hehe, foreskins.

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Rhizome
Metal newbie

Joined: Mon Sep 22, 2008 10:43 am
Posts: 60
Location: India
PostPosted: Thu Oct 02, 2008 11:18 pm 
 

Corpsefucking Art
Humor, Gore

I CUM GLUE

I cum glue
A collage of papier-machine
I cum glue
to stick colored cardboard sheets together.

Children can play with vowels
Teachers with consonants
Mommy with the apostrophe.

I cum glue
An excuse to misspell a song title
I cum glue
Cannibal Corpse will have fun.

The colored sheets are joined in various shapes.
Fantasy makes glue drip out of the nose.

Pick the letters
and put them together
Endless amusement
colored cardboard sheets.

:lol:

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MercyfulSatyr
Coelacanthine Cadaver

Joined: Sun Mar 23, 2008 9:22 pm
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Location: United States
PostPosted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 6:27 pm 
 

Coffin Fuck

Comedy, Sex, Metal, Internet

Operation Counterstrike

Humor, Meat, Vegetables

Gargamel

Black metal joke/parody, Legend of Zelda

z3r0c00l
Video games

That last one...

:lol: :ugh:
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Lychgate
Metalhead

Joined: Sun Jun 22, 2003 8:20 am
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Location: United Kingdom
PostPosted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 7:10 pm 
 

sevenwinter wrote:
Asguard wrote:
ReigningChaos wrote:


WTF is that 1e 1740.7-2942 :scratch:



http://cat.inist.fr/?aModele=afficheN&cpsidt=5316393


In other words, according to Google it is also known as the Great Annihilator.

http://www.daviddarling.info/encycloped ... lator.html
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Nyaricus
Metalhead

Joined: Mon Jan 29, 2007 5:52 pm
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 06, 2008 10:57 pm 
 

MercyfulSatyr wrote:
z3r0c00l
Video games

That last one...

:lol: :ugh:

:lol::lol::lol::lol:

They have a song called "1 aM 7h3 g0d 0f b1nAry" - you KNOW they're serious!

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Crick
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PostPosted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 7:38 pm 
 

http://metal-archives.com/band.php?id=117995

Lobster Apocalypse. They sing about lobsters and gibberish.
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Hehe, foreskins.

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hippiedrow
Metalhead

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Location: United States of America
PostPosted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 7:49 pm 
 

WebOfPiss wrote:
Hippiedrow, I demand that you remove me from your sig.

In any case, Gwar has some goddamn weird lyrical themes sometimes.

Sure, the reason I put it in was because I thought it was funny.
But I'll remove it. I guess I'll put some random Bal-Sagoth lyrics back in there.

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Rhizome
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Joined: Mon Sep 22, 2008 10:43 am
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Location: India
PostPosted: Tue Oct 07, 2008 10:59 pm 
 

lol ....Corpsefucking Art come out with a song titled 'No Woman No Grind (Bomb Marley)' in their new album ...:lol:

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countblakheim
Mallcore Kid

Joined: Wed Oct 08, 2008 12:37 am
Posts: 1
Location: Philippines
PostPosted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 12:54 am 
 

well iys my 1st post here so there.. the most unusual lyrics that i heard is coming from grind band (sorry i forgot the name) they're lyrics comes from their vocalist's text messages from his cellphone...

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Thulsa_Doom
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Posts: 70
Location: United Kingdom
PostPosted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 10:30 am 
 

Milo wrote:
http://www.metal-archives.com/band.php?id=19482

Now this is... weird? :eek:


Looks like the singer of Thee Plague of Gentlemen has a gig waiting for him when he gets out of jail :lol:

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deathmuffin
Mallcore Kid

Joined: Fri Nov 02, 2007 12:39 pm
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Location: United States of America
PostPosted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 10:40 am 
 

Execution (from Poland) sings about Pokemon, sex, and gore....
wow

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secretninja
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Location: United States of America
PostPosted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 4:29 pm 
 

"
Don't wanna make me use my gefilte fish powers "

I think those are the funniest fucking lyrics I've ever read!!!
:lol::lol::lol::lol:
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secretninja
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PostPosted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 5:13 pm 
 

Goatfangs wrote:
http://metal-archives.com/band.php?id=42953 - Heh

http://metal-archives.com/band.php?id=74299 - Anti-Ben,
Their song "Chapel of Poo" is funny.


Hahaha, I like the cover for The Worlds Perfect Shooting Target :lol:
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ALL THAT DEFAULT SHIT SUCKS. IT DOESN'T BELONG HERE. IT BELONGS ON FUCKIN' MARS, MAN!
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Boomsticks
Metal newbie

Joined: Mon Jun 16, 2008 8:02 pm
Posts: 127
Location: New Zealand
PostPosted: Wed Oct 08, 2008 11:58 pm 
 

Nuit Noire play 'Faerical Black Metal'.

Their songs are all based on fairies and the night. They are completely bat-fuck insane. It's great!

<U>Fairies Of Paper</U>
"I take a pencil.
I draw their figures.
I cut them out – fairies of paper!
I string them up on a branch,
O' little fairies, I want you to live!
O' little fairies, you live!"
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Crick
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PostPosted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 10:17 am 
 

http://www.metal-archives.com/band.php?id=125598

Anyone mention IT yet? They sung about Pennywise the clown and Tim Curry.
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Manic616
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Location: United Kingdom
PostPosted: Sun Oct 19, 2008 10:19 am 
 

Crick wrote:
http://www.metal-archives.com/band.php?id=125598

Anyone mention IT yet? They sung about Pennywise the clown and Tim Curry.

Does the one top central in the band photo have giant hair? or is it just the lighting?

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