Only Swiss Black Metal veterans will understand this association, but there was this local producers of urinals and after some beers we all made the same (forced, lame) jokes about Beherit when taking a leak.
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| Author: | ~Guest 354281 [ Sat May 12, 2018 6:06 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Funny sayings involving metal bands/artits etc |
I was at this live gig and in between sets there was this random guy mad about something, really pissed off for whatever reason. then this other dude just says to him: "You need to chill out man, you look like someone either shot your dog or said CoF is a BM band." Now, I almost fell from laughing so hard. Later it got me thinking if there are any other jokes that involve metal bands or artists, or any metal related jokes in general? If you know any then please share them, or even make your own, why not? |
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| Author: | Steve Nebraska [ Sat May 12, 2018 7:48 pm ] |
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Some random guy: why didn’t you just buy the cd? It’s cheaper and you can put it in your pocket. Some other random guy walking by the conversation: That’s very unmanowar of you, FALSE! |
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| Author: | ~Guest 74046 [ Sat May 12, 2018 9:22 pm ] |
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Not necessarily a saying but at one the previous Maryland Deathfests, when Morbid Angel was playing a tune off their Ilud album, two guys in front of me where doing the robot dance and other goofy ass moves. |
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| Author: | Steve Nebraska [ Sat May 12, 2018 9:32 pm ] |
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Rippingheadache wrote: Not necessarily a saying but at one the previous Maryland Deathfests, when Morbid Angel was playing a tune off their Ilud album, two guys in front of me where doing the robot dance and other goofy ass moves. And the others getting refills on their drinks. |
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| Author: | ~Guest 427364 [ Sun May 13, 2018 6:00 am ] |
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This is a real stretch. There are no sayings involving heavy metal bands. |
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| Author: | ~Guest 354281 [ Sun May 13, 2018 7:43 am ] |
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ResentfulWeirdo wrote: This is a real stretch. There are no sayings involving heavy metal bands. figured there wouldn't be many, yes, still worth a shot, maybe there's an hidden gem somewhere
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| Author: | DecemberSoul [ Sun May 13, 2018 8:49 am ] |
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2 dudes at a bar. Cupid complains: "In battle there is no love". Replies Bolt Thrower: Somar wrote: "still worth a shot" ( Somar wrote: there's an hidden gem )
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| Author: | PaganiusI [ Sun May 13, 2018 11:42 am ] |
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There's the phrasing "I wanna have you baby" (if that's correct english...I don't know...) when some hyperactive fangirlies worship a certain artist. In German tha phrasing would be "Ich will ein Kind von dir." or (if you for whatever reason DON'T want a child from him) "Ich will kein Kind von dir" Now there is a german band called Kain (like that bible dude) and it has become a running gag on their gigs to scream "Ich will KAIN Kind von dir". That's the only phrasing I know of. And it isn't even that funny. |
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| Author: | D4nzig [ Sun May 13, 2018 4:16 pm ] |
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"I'm gonna do to you what Limp Bizkit did to music in the 90's" Deadpool |
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| Author: | Malefikant [ Sun May 13, 2018 4:17 pm ] |
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Only Swiss Black Metal veterans will understand this association, but there was this local producers of urinals and after some beers we all made the same (forced, lame) jokes about Beherit when taking a leak.
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| Author: | DecemberSoul [ Sun May 13, 2018 7:06 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Funny sayings involving metal bands/artits etc |
Malefikant wrote: Only Swiss Black Metal veterans will understand this association, but there was this local producers of urinals and after some beers we all made the same (forced, lame) jokes about Beherit when taking a leak. HAHA!; what an unexpected and sudden trip down the memory lane! Seriously man, I was secretly making that Beherit joke for years whenever I stood in front of their stuff. But I didn't have anyone to share it with or tell who'd understand, so reading this nowadays is really quite the flashback! |
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| Author: | Malefikant [ Sun May 13, 2018 11:12 pm ] |
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DecemberSoul wrote: Malefikant wrote: Only Swiss Black Metal veterans will understand this association, but there was this local producers of urinals and after some beers we all made the same (forced, lame) jokes about Beherit when taking a leak. HAHA!; what an unexpected and sudden trip down the memory lane! Seriously man, I was secretly making that Beherit joke for years whenever I stood in front of their stuff. But I didn't have anyone to share it with or tell who'd understand, so reading this nowadays is really quite the flashback! Hehe, cool, cheers comrade! |
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| Author: | ~Guest 417309 [ Mon May 14, 2018 12:54 am ] |
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I've always wanted to say "I'm finna Euronymous this fool..." |
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| Author: | Twisted_Psychology [ Mon May 14, 2018 10:41 am ] |
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"You can only trust yourself and the first six Black Sabbath albums." I'd extend it to include Dio Sabbath and a couple Martin-era albums, but that's just me. |
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| Author: | Necrobiotik [ Mon May 14, 2018 11:55 pm ] |
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If you are a false,don't entry! |
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| Author: | SkullFracturingNightmare [ Tue May 15, 2018 2:16 pm ] |
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nekrosonic wrote: I've always wanted to say "I'm finna Euronymous this fool..." "Get Varg'd!" |
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| Author: | The Red Tower [ Tue May 15, 2018 3:44 pm ] |
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Not quite sayings or jokes but there's an Austrian metal-related cartoon series which also produced a "metal dictionary". They take (among other words) band or artist names and turn them into verbs along with giving them a meaning which is "typical" for the band/artist. Of course they provide example sentences on how to use the words correctly. larsulrichen > (to) larsulrich (sth): to do something with tremendous self-confidence while actually not being that good at it manowaren > (to) manowar: to make a fool of oneself (non)voluntarily by overtly emphasised masculinity It's funnier and sounds better in German but in the end it's just mildly entertaining... https://www.derferdl.at/ferdl-w%C3%B6rterbuch/ |
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