I don't say I hate this band, but the front cover (not counting the others) of their demo is just too plain.
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| Author: | taufan99 [ Mon Oct 14, 2013 8:22 pm ] |
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I don't say I hate this band, but the front cover (not counting the others) of their demo is just too plain. |
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| Author: | MutantClannfear [ Mon Oct 14, 2013 8:25 pm ] |
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taufan99 wrote: I don't say I hate this band, but the front cover (not counting the others) of their demo is just too plain. It's a cassette tape demo, dude, not a professional full-length presentation. Cut them some slack. |
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| Author: | Metantoine [ Mon Oct 14, 2013 8:31 pm ] |
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No, I want Necrolord to do the cover art for my self released demo limited to 20 copies!!!!! |
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| Author: | taufan99 [ Mon Oct 14, 2013 8:44 pm ] |
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Metantoine wrote: No, I want Necrolord to do the cover art for my self released demo limited to 20 copies!!!!! If it's done, please give me some! |
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| Author: | taufan99 [ Mon Oct 14, 2013 8:46 pm ] |
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MutantClannfear wrote: It's a cassette tape demo, dude, not a professional full-length presentation. Cut them some slack. Still, the cover looks bajillion times worse than any other cassette tape demos I ever know. |
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| Author: | Diamhea [ Mon Oct 14, 2013 9:47 pm ] |
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taufan99 wrote: MutantClannfear wrote: It's a cassette tape demo, dude, not a professional full-length presentation. Cut them some slack. Still, the cover looks bajillion times worse than any other cassette tape demos I ever know. Then you don't know very many cassette demos... |
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| Author: | Subrick [ Mon Oct 14, 2013 11:41 pm ] |
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I actually kinda like it. It's about as simple as black metal front covers can get without just showing the band's logo. |
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| Author: | Atropus [ Tue Oct 15, 2013 12:34 am ] |
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It's Napalm time!!!!      
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| Author: | OzzyApu [ Tue Oct 15, 2013 1:50 am ] |
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I saw your post in the OE thread, but I didn't actually take a look for myself. Man is Napalm hopeless.  Atropus wrote: and fuck this again.
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| Author: | 299796kms [ Tue Oct 15, 2013 11:13 am ] |
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Ah yes, good ol' Napalm Records, making album covers for 15 year old boys since 1995. |
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| Author: | Wilytank [ Tue Oct 15, 2013 1:34 pm ] |
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taufan99 wrote: Still, the cover looks bajillion times worse than any other cassette tape demos I ever know. Low budget, here I come! 
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| Author: | MrMetalinasuit1 [ Tue Oct 15, 2013 2:04 pm ] |
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 What is it with reissues fucking up the cover?  Much better. |
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| Author: | Zodijackyl [ Tue Oct 15, 2013 2:20 pm ] |
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There's nothing wrong with that Deathspell Omega demo tape, it's quite nice. Simple and gets the point across. Bad demo tape covers?  
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| Author: | MrMetalinasuit1 [ Tue Oct 15, 2013 2:36 pm ] |
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That absurd cover looks like someone dipped a paintbrush in semen and spread it around a black canvas. EDIT:Speaking of letters written in semen.  also potatoes that resemble moai heads. |
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| Author: | DreamOfDarkness [ Tue Oct 15, 2013 4:32 pm ] |
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Psychotic Waltz - Mosquito  The cover is just ugly and doesn't even remotely fit the music they are playing on that album. The re-release cover is much better:
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PS: I don't think it's fair to post so many bad gore covers. When an unknown band has to make a cover and they decide for a gore/photo cover, it almost certainly turns out ugly or rather hilarious. I think this thread should be reserved for the actually ugly covers, especially by bands that could have done it much better. |
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| Author: | taufan99 [ Tue Oct 15, 2013 6:09 pm ] |
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Zodijackyl wrote: There's nothing wrong with that Deathspell Omega demo tape, it's quite nice. Simple and gets the point across. Bad demo tape covers? Both the covers look abstract and amateurish, but the first one is rather minimalistic, what kind of painting media were they using to draw it!? At least the second one looks much better, though still abstractly amateurish. |
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| Author: | taufan99 [ Tue Oct 15, 2013 6:10 pm ] |
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Wilytank wrote: Low budget, here I come! Is that... a penis landing in a moon!? |
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| Author: | Malthus [ Thu Oct 17, 2013 8:06 pm ] |
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Necromicon - "Sighveiler". Bad album, awful art, made worse by being released in digi-book format. 
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| Author: | u_sir_r_a_faggot [ Fri Oct 18, 2013 1:38 pm ] |
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Don't like the album either
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| Author: | Diamhea [ Fri Oct 18, 2013 8:03 pm ] |
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I get a kick out of those Witchfinder General covers, considering they are probably the last band in the world to ever see titties. Not saying they aren't cool or write good music, but we all know that doesn't translate into chicks. |
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| Author: | SolracV [ Fri Oct 18, 2013 8:53 pm ] |
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How about Baphomet's 'No Answers'?  dat face |
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| Author: | HamburgerBoy [ Fri Oct 18, 2013 10:02 pm ] |
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I always loved that cover art, and Baphomet was one of my first underground thrash bands because of it. The ridiculous face is a big selling point. 
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| Author: | u_sir_r_a_faggot [ Sat Oct 19, 2013 2:49 pm ] |
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Lame cover of a lame album by a lame band
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| Author: | Schmengie [ Sun Oct 20, 2013 2:14 am ] |
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u_sir_r_a_faggot wrote: I actually like this because it looks like Mount Doom in a realm of psychedelia. Not only is the idea so out of left field that it's awesome, it serves as a funny troll to provoke anyone who takes The Lord of the Rings too seriously. :V |
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| Author: | Rocka_Rollas [ Sun Oct 20, 2013 2:36 am ] |
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| Author: | OzzyApu [ Sun Oct 20, 2013 2:53 am ] |
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^ Pages 11 / 12, we got our duck on. |
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| Author: | ~Guest 292988 [ Sun Oct 20, 2013 4:31 am ] |
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Wow. It's even more hilarious that someone thought that would be good enough to be a cover. How do you even come up with this stuff? lol |
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| Author: | GuardAwakening [ Sun Oct 20, 2013 5:14 am ] |
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OzzyApu wrote: I saw your post in the OE thread, but I didn't actually take a look for myself. Man is Napalm hopeless. Atropus wrote: and fuck this again.Is it just me, or does the Devil look like Jim Carrey? |
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| Author: | Erosion of Humanity [ Sun Oct 20, 2013 10:39 am ] |
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He looks more like one of the random cheese ball extras they used to use for vampires on Buffy and Angel than anything else to me. |
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| Author: | thrashinbatman [ Sun Oct 20, 2013 1:33 pm ] |
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Cool idea, but terrible, terrible execution:  The reissue they did proves how cool the concept could be:
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| Author: | OzzyApu [ Sun Oct 20, 2013 1:51 pm ] |
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GuardAwakening wrote: Is it just me, or does the Devil look like Jim Carrey? I made that comparison in the OE thread, actually. I said it's like you stuck horns on Jim Carrey while he goes DURRRR.
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| Author: | IanThrash [ Sun Oct 20, 2013 2:56 pm ] |
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HamburgerBoy wrote:  It's like, so ambiguous man. Are they preachers using religion to bait and hook the masses? Are the shoes a symbol of the deviant disco era?  This has a Picasso vibe going on xD |
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| Author: | irionman [ Sun Oct 20, 2013 5:35 pm ] |
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Who's hungry? 
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| Author: | The Ardbeg Wizard [ Sun Oct 20, 2013 7:18 pm ] |
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Rocka_Rollas wrote: I wonder what crack the artist used. |
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| Author: | Lord_Jotun [ Mon Oct 21, 2013 6:58 am ] |
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Crack is quack. |
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| Author: | Space_alligator [ Mon Oct 21, 2013 7:07 am ] |
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I'm glad it was created though, flexing T-800 duck is God. |
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| Author: | u_sir_r_a_faggot [ Wed Oct 23, 2013 1:29 pm ] |
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Revolting
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| Author: | ShaolinLambKiller [ Wed Oct 23, 2013 1:35 pm ] |
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Gatherum wrote: u_sir_r_a_faggot wrote: I actually like this because it looks like Mount Doom in a realm of psychedelia. Not only is the idea so out of left field that it's awesome, it serves as a funny troll to provoke anyone who takes The Lord of the Rings too seriously. :V I always thought it just looked like some hawaiian shirt. I can't even see how anyone else would think it would look like Mount Doom without you telling them so to be a decent 'troll' |
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| Author: | u_sir_r_a_faggot [ Thu Oct 24, 2013 3:39 pm ] |
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They wear suit all the time but won't let any chick on their cover wear anything
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| Author: | MrMcThrasher II [ Thu Oct 24, 2013 3:55 pm ] |
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